March 2012
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teacher: its time to watch a movie
students: yay
teacher: bill nye the science guy
students: YES HFUCKYUBDHXUJHNIUFHDIjYAGEYSBYSYSUBBUIIKYDYSBUYGSUYDyrhUYSBNSYUHDYU
a riot begins as one student stands on a table and conducts the class, creating an eight part harmony rendition of the bill nye theme song
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A list of things that do not offend people
yiffmyass:
nyeeeeaaaah:
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why are all the dots black you fucking racist
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
me: hey mum do you need help with- mum: no me: are you sure? mum: yes i’m sure go away *goes away* mum: OH MY GOD NO BODY IN THIS HOUSE HELPS ME OH DEAR GOD WHY HAVE YOU GIVEN ME THIS FAMILY. NONE OF YOU APPRECIATE ME AND IT KILLS ME. I WORK MY ASS OFF. I CAN’T EVEN GET A BIT OF HELP IN THIS DAMN HOUSE. me:..
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icantwaittohoseyoudown:
came home early, mama doesn’t know. just gonna do my homework, listen to vampire weekend and chill.
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“I’ll paint you with words
and sketch you in sentences.
They will read our...”
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Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
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“When asked “What do we need to learn this for?” any high-school teacher can...”
– David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day (via sheistoofondofbooks)
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